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The New Wife The new wife was being welcomed at the husband's home in a traditional manner. As expected she gave a speech: "My dear family, I thank you for welcoming me in my new home and family... Views : 60586 Rating : ***** more..	Best Friend Banta is sitting at the bar in his local tavern, furiously imbibing shots of whiskey. Santa happens to come into the bar and sees him... Views : 26571 Rating : ***** more..
Prized Goat While working on a message the pastor heard a knock at his office door. "Come in," he invited. A contrite-looking man in threadbare clothes came in, pulling a goat... Views : 10253 Rating : ***** more..	Married Life Not long after his marriage, Joe and his father, met for lunch. "Well, son," asked the father, "how is married life treating you?... Views : 21150 Rating : **** more..
Misunderstanding The homeowner was delighted with the way Santa had done all the paintwork on his house. "You did a great job," he said as he handed Santa his fees.. Views : 57432 Rating : ***** more..	New Girls A woman went to a pet shop & immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00, which seemed awfully cheap... Views : 70643 Rating : ***** more..
Pregnancy Test A blonde came running up to her husband in the driveway as he came home from work just jumping for joy. He didn't know why she was jumping for joy but thought... Views : 45119 Rating : **** more..	Freaking Jinx A man was walking across the road when he had an accident. The impact was on his head, which caused him to be comatose for two days before he finally regained... Views : 15224 Rating : **** more..
Sad Johnny The first day of school was going good for the new teacher and in an attempt to "break the ice" with the little second graders, she began to ask each student what their... Views : 42566 Rating : ***** more..	Crazy Love A minister visited an asylum for the mentally disturbed and was taken on a tour of the facilities by one of the resident doctors. Walking down the dismal, echoing corridors... Views : 33929 Rating : ***** more